CHAOS & PAIN!

This is my review on a Pre-Workout and a BCAA product made by Chaos and Pain. I want to thank the awesome folks at Chaos and Pain for sending me these 2 products to try and review. A kick ass company with some solid products for sure!!



CANNIBAL FEROX!!

This Pre-Workout drink was freaking amazing. It had some serious energy and focus and made my workouts VERY intense. I would describe it as STRONG as fawk! Now by "strong" I mean on how it helped me power through my workouts, especially on those days I really didn't want to train. It wasn't letting me slack one bit. There were NO jitters or shakes, no drop off either. Just straight up energy and drive!

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• featuring the most brutal stimulant legally on the market, OrchileanTM (Cymbidium Goeringii Extract), which has extreme DMAA-like qualities and will raise pulses like a hatchet attack in a crowded elevator.

• enough beta-alanine to make your hair stand on end and have you feel like your ass is on fire.  

• betaine anhydrous and creatine to increase power output and workout duration to evil superhuman levels.

• citrulline malate, atragalus, and panax notoginseng to provide Incredible Hulk-style crazy-pants pumps and roadmap vascularity.



DIRECTIONS

• They packed this thing with every legal stimulant and nootropic they could find, making it perfect for anything ranging from picking things up and putting them down, smashing through all-night study sessions, or just getting through a workday with a hangover.

• So you're ready to chew through a barbell when you hit the gym, drop 1 heaping scoop of Ferox into whatever liquid you so desire.

• Don't take this stuff within 6 hours of bedtime, unless you like staring at the ceiling instead of counting sheep.

• Unless you want to recreate the Alien birth scene with your heart playing the role of a xenomorph chestburster, NEVER exceed 2 scoops in 24 hrs.




Next up is Cannibal Carna Instantized BCAA Blend


A fantastic BCAA product that tastes amazing. I mixed 2 scoops in to my half gallon jug and sipped on this nectar of the GODZ as I trained. It really helped with my recovery and did a great job of helping me get those extra reps in!

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Cannibal Carna is a highly instantized, zero-calorie, 8:1:1 branched chain amino acid designed to aid hard-training athletes' performance and recovery.  Packed with 3.2 grams of Leucine, Cannibal Carna is ideal for endurance athletes, as consumption of a BCAA blend consisting of at least 30% Leucine prior to training has been shown to increase mental and physical performance in their respective sports (1).  Resistance trained athletes will benefit from Cannibal Carna's Leucine content as well, as pulses of Leucine during post-exercise recovery have been shown to increase muscle hypertrophy and maintaining net positive muscle protein (2).  With two delicious flavors and no carbohydrates, Cannibal Carna is the perfect addition to pre-, intra-, or post-workout drinks to ensure reduced muscle soreness, improved performance, and to preserve muscle mass.

Highly instantized, so Cannibal Carna will mix easily even with a spoon.

8:1:1 ratio of Leucine, Valine, and Isovaline, providing an excellent balance of branched-chain amino acids and a highly effective dose of leucine.

Fortified with extra glutamine to ensure increased muscle recovery and reduced soreness.

Sources:
1- Mero A.  Leucine supplementation and intensive training.Sports Med. (1999)
2- Norton LE, Layman DK. Leucine regulates translation initiation of protein synthesis in skeletal muscle after exercise. Journal of Nutrition.









Here's to a new you!
Matthew Eubanks